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Doug Glanville, Philadelphia Phillies: Poker tip: Always raise...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:47:04 -0400

Doug Glanville, Philadelphia Phillies: Poker tip: Always raise when you’re holding pocket Glanvilles. They’re just so delightfully witty. (Found by Greg in Philly.)

John Carney, San Diego Chargers: Here’s the kicker: this...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:54:25 -0400

John Carney, San Diego Chargers: Here’s the kicker: this was found at a NASCAR race. But seriously, folks… (Found by Jason in Loudon, NH)

Harold Green, Cincinnati Bengals: Ickey Woods and Harold Green...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:38:51 -0400

Harold Green, Cincinnati Bengals: Ickey Woods and Harold Green shared fullback duties for two seasons in Cincinnati. And while everybody remembers the “Ickey Shuffle” only this guy remembers the “Walk Like a Green-gyptian.” So graceful. (Found by Ryan outside Yankee Stadium)

Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Portland TrailBlazers: This guy...

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:29:00 -0400

Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Portland TrailBlazers: This guy couldn’t enjoy the concert he was at because “it kept reminding me of the last time I was here and ‘The Reef’ was just lighting it up.” He had to leave twenty minutes into the opening act muttering to his girlfriend in a very inaudible tone, “Sorry. Sorry I can’t— I can’t do this.” (Found by Cameron at the Kanye West concert at the Rose Garden in Portland)

Jamal Mashburn, New Orleans and Charlotte Hornets: The one on...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:06:52 -0400

Jamal Mashburn, New Orleans and Charlotte Hornets: The one on the right is the second pic someone’s found at a Pearl Jam show this week. Who’s opening on this tour, the announcer from NBA Jam? (Found by Mike in NYC and Roy.)

Tsuyoshi Shinjo, New York Mets: It appears this guy is writing a...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:35:08 -0400

Tsuyoshi Shinjo, New York Mets: It appears this guy is writing a text. “Dude, show up in ur Kaz Matsui jer-z or I’ll look 2 stupid without u.” (Found by Greg outside Shea Stadium.)

Mookie Blaylock: What’s weirder: that someone’s...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:07:09 -0400

Mookie Blaylock: What’s weirder: that someone’s still in Mookie’s Hawks jersey or that the Hawks aren’t picking in the lottery? (Found by Paul outside a Pearl Jam concert in Camden, NJ. Yes, really.)

Fred McGriff, Chicago Cubs: Sure, the Cubs may finally win the...

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:07:44 -0400

Fred McGriff, Chicago Cubs: Sure, the Cubs may finally win the World Series this year, but only former Cub McGriff knows the defensive drills you need to win back-to-back-to-back titles. (Found by John at Wrigley Field.)

Al Jefferson, Boston Celtics: Last Celts pic for a while, but we...

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:32:00 -0400

Al Jefferson, Boston Celtics: Last Celts pic for a while, but we couldn’t pass this one up. Boston fans can tell you this guy’s prison team just acquired a valuable trading chip. Remember, anything is possible. (Found by Russ at the Celtics’ victory parade.)

Vin Baker, Boston Celtics: Sure, the pic’s a little...

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:35:17 -0400

Vin Baker, Boston Celtics: Sure, the pic’s a little blurry, but this is what the entire world looks like to Vin and Tonic. (Found by Brian at the Celtics’ victory parade.)

Rico Brogna, Philadelphia Phillies: “Recent Phillies first...

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:57:38 -0400

Rico Brogna, Philadelphia Phillies: “Recent Phillies first basemen? I’d rank them from best to worst: Kruk, Brogna, Thome, Howard, Travis Lee. No, wait…put Howard in front of Thome…” (Found by Christian in Philadelphia.)

Dominique Wilkins, Boston Celtics: Interesting fact: after last...

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:14:05 -0400

Dominique Wilkins, Boston Celtics: Interesting fact: after last night, ‘Nique is just the fourth Celtic never to win a title. (Found by Matt in Boston.)

Benny Agbayani, New York Mets: “Poor Willie…if...

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:22:50 -0400

Benny Agbayani, New York Mets: “Poor Willie…if he’d had some decent Hawaiian players, he never would have gotten fired.” (Found by Matt at Shea Stadium.)

Dee Brown, Boston Celtics: Celtics fans couldn’t bear to...

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:19:37 -0400

Dee Brown, Boston Celtics: Celtics fans couldn’t bear to look last night while they were losing to the Lakers. This guy was covering his eyes with his forearm. (Found by Aldo at Fenway Park.)

BJ Armstrong, Chicago Bulls: Notice this guy’s tattoos...

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:56:57 -0400

BJ Armstrong, Chicago Bulls: Notice this guy’s tattoos read “Lost Soul.” He’s going to stay that way until he finds his soulmate in a Bill Cartwright jersey. (Found by Grant in Chicago.)

Vinny Castilla, Washington Nationals: You hate to blame the...

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:34:41 -0400

Vinny Castilla, Washington Nationals: You hate to blame the parents, but this kid just doesn’t know any better. (Found by Matt at Dodgertown.)

Eric Montross, Boston Celtics: “This Big Three is even...

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:03:00 -0400

Eric Montross, Boston Celtics: “This Big Three is even better than the original: Eric Montross, Rick Fox, and Todd Day!” (Found by Craig at Game 2 of the Finals.)

Onterrio Smith, Minnesota Vikings: Somewhere, Cedric Benson is...

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:20:19 -0400

Onterrio Smith, Minnesota Vikings: Somewhere, Cedric Benson is probably wondering if young fans will stand by an NFL running back no matter what. The answer, of course, is “yes.” (Found by Smitty in Albany, MN.)

Latrell Sprewell and Ervin Johnson, Minnesota Timberwolves:...

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:46:07 -0400

Latrell Sprewell and Ervin Johnson, Minnesota Timberwolves: “Dude, why do we always have to eat at CiCi’s?” “Cheapest way to feed my family, bro.” (Found by Ryan in Estero, Florida.)

Sid Bream, Atlanta Braves: The emailer said this was taken after...

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:07:29 -0400

Sid Bream, Atlanta Braves: The emailer said this was taken after a bar fight. Too bad; he probably could have eluded those cuffs if he’d just known to slide. (Found by Bryan in Illinois.)