Rico Brogna, Philadelphia Phillies: “Recent Phillies first basemen? I’d rank them from best to worst: Kruk, Brogna, Thome, Howard, Travis Lee. No, wait…put Howard in front of Thome…” (Found by Christian in Philadelphia.)
Dominique Wilkins, Boston Celtics: Interesting fact: after last night, ‘Nique is just the fourth Celtic never to win a title. (Found by Matt in Boston.)
Benny Agbayani, New York Mets: “Poor Willie…if he’d had some decent Hawaiian players, he never would have gotten fired.” (Found by Matt at Shea Stadium.)
Dee Brown, Boston Celtics: Celtics fans couldn’t bear to look last night while they were losing to the Lakers. This guy was covering his eyes with his forearm. (Found by Aldo at Fenway Park.)
BJ Armstrong, Chicago Bulls: Notice this guy’s tattoos read “Lost Soul.” He’s going to stay that way until he finds his soulmate in a Bill Cartwright jersey. (Found by Grant in Chicago.)
Vinny Castilla, Washington Nationals: You hate to blame the parents, but this kid just doesn’t know any better. (Found by Matt at Dodgertown.)
Eric Montross, Boston Celtics: “This Big Three is even better than the original: Eric Montross, Rick Fox, and Todd Day!” (Found by Craig at Game 2 of the Finals.)
Onterrio Smith, Minnesota Vikings: Somewhere, Cedric Benson is probably wondering if young fans will stand by an NFL running back no matter what. The answer, of course, is “yes.” (Found by Smitty in Albany, MN.)
Latrell Sprewell and Ervin Johnson, Minnesota Timberwolves: “Dude, why do we always have to eat at CiCi’s?” “Cheapest way to feed my family, bro.” (Found by Ryan in Estero, Florida.)
Sid Bream, Atlanta Braves: The emailer said this was taken after a bar fight. Too bad; he probably could have eluded those cuffs if he’d just known to slide. (Found by Bryan in Illinois.)