Glen Rice, New York Knicks: In an effort to apologize for our Simeon/Jerry mixup in the previous post, allow us to give you another side of Rice. Glen once beat up a man he found hiding in his estranged wife’s closet. Honestly, finding this jersey in her closet probably would have been more embarrassing for his wife. (Found in New York City.)
Simeon Rice, Denver Broncos: Kind of sad that an aging Rice re-signed with the Broncos but never made an impact. Somehow it sort of tarnishes the awesome career he had with the Colts. (Found by Brandon in parts unknown.)
Jalen Rose, Indiana Pacers: Even weirder was that this guy just stepped out of a bar called the “Dunking Dutchman.” No joke! Okay, that was a joke. The bar was called Haywoode Workman. (Found in Nantucket by a man from there.)
Qadry Ismail, Minnesota Vikings: There’s only one way the Missile would take a photo: with a fast shutter speed. Also for a very small local newspaper. (Found by Digiovanni in Parkers Prairies, MN.)
Glenn Robinson, Tim Hardaway, Penny Hardaway, and Dan Majerle, USA Basketball: A look into Straight Cash Homey’s Future: we’ll be doing the same thing with a Tayshaun Prince jersey after the 2020 Olympics. Get your brain computer-spheres ready! (Found by Ron in Columbus, Nick at Grinnell, and Bill in Boston.)
Kerry Kittles, New Jersey Nets: If Jason Kidd can get to the NBA Finals with Kittles playing serious minutes, he can probably drag that bum Kobe to an Olympic gold medal. (Found by Eric.)
Xavier McDaniel, Boston Celtics: A scene from the next X-Men movie. Estimated Rotten Tomatoes score: 14%. (Found by Little Caesar and Matt in Boston.)
Kazuhisa Ishii: “I’m glad we got Greg Maddux back…he fits right in with the Dodger pitching greats of yore, guys like Koufax, Drysdale, Valenzuela, Ishii, and Dreifort.” (Found by Casey at Dodger Stadium.)
Jeff George, Minnesota Vikings: If any Vikings fans are worried about Tarvaris Jackson, take heart in the fact that Jeff George led the Vikes to the playoffs. And Tarvaris is at least as good as Jeff George, right? Right? You’re crying, aren’t you? (Found by Dave in Louisville.)
Amos Zereoue: The preseason means it’s time to try out your third and fourth string jerseys. This one got cut the next day. (Found by Dan in Pittsburgh.)