Mike Johnston, Pittsburgh Pirates: Wearing this jersey says, “I don’t care that Johnston has a 5.70 career ERA or that he suffers from Tourette’s.” It says a lot of other stuff, too, but none of it’s printable here. (Found by Andrew in Pittsburgh.)
Jerome Williams, Toronto Raptors: In true Junk Yard Dog style, this guy didn’t order any food. He just ate everyone else’s scraps. (Found by Blake in Orlando.)
Charles Johnson: You think this is weird? When this guy “gets dressed up” he puts on a Brook Fordyce Orioles jersey. (Found in Baltimore.)
Andre Rison, Kansas City Chiefs: We love the composition of this photo. Sadly, though, this rib joint was burned down just minutes later. (Found by Benjamin in Chicago.)
Eric Snow, Philadelphia 76ers: If you’re going to cover up your Eric Snow jersey, you’re going to need to use a top shirt that’s a little more solid. (Found in Philadelphia.)
John Amaechi, Orlando Magic: This guy’s wrestling with some identity issues. Yesterday he wore a Tim Hardaway Heat jersey. (Found by Eric in Buffalo.)
Edgardo Alfonzo, New York Mets: Laugh all you want; this guy’s softball team has the best infield ever. (Found in Union Square, NYC.)
Greg Anthony, New York Knicks: If you’re going to wear a Greg Anthony jersey, at least…nevermind, actually, just don’t wear one. (Found by Mino in Philadelphia.)
Kevin Brown, Los Angeles Dodgers: Having to wear this jersey’s bad, but what’s even worse is that this guy paid the Dodgers $105 million for it as part of a strange double-or-nothing bet that Brown would bounce back. (Found at Dodgertown.)
Gary Payton, Milwaukee Bucks: “No, no, no…” this guy says while continuing his fruitless search for a matching Ervin Johnson Bucks jersey. (Found by Jeff in Stevens Point, WI.)